Lodge Life, Pt. II

Things didn’t go quite as planned at the Grand Lodge of the Loyal Order of the Elkhound last evening. It seems that the producers of the “Electric Spiked Pathway” failed to inform their loyal purchasing public that both steel spikes and the human body are exceedingly effective conductors of electricity.

Well, “De Moulin Brothers” - Senior Elkhound Sampson “Slippery” Gilfoil is in a coma. You will be receiving a very curt letter from yours truly.