Election Day

I don’t fancy myself much of a politico but I must say that Uncle Sam has a real live man in Warren G. Harding. He’s quick on the trigger, sound as a dollar, he’s got just the stuff to make our greatest President since Millard Fillmore.

I’m not here to alter your vote tomorrow – if you want to go for those Bolshevik-leaning libertines Cox and Roosevelt that’s your American birthright – but if you’re a true red, white and blue-blooded Yankee you’ll vote Republican in ’20.