Chester’s Dangerous Dance With Lady H

After a harrowing detour, I’m back amongst the living. You see, my “dear friend” Abner Bosterly failed to inform me that one of the many charming side-effects of “heroin” is that it is highly-addictive. I’ve peeled through a lot of kale this past weekend: $250, in fact!

I’ve slept in drainage ditches, eaten a live Grey Squirrel and done many other things in the service of the Demon-Heroin that I’d prefer not to discuss.