Lodge Life

I make no secret that I am a member of the Grand Lodge of the Loyal Order of the Elkhound. It is a perfectly respectable organization dedicated to public service, manly pursuits and the occasional bit of rabble-rousing. Well, things at the Lodge have become a bit dreary, what with Prohibition, and I’ve been looking for something to liven things up.

Recently, I came across a catalogue from a company based out of Illinois that specializes in mechanisms of light-hazing such as Spanking Machines, Electric Tridents and Guillotines. I chose a devilish device called “Electric Spiked Pathway.” It is an electrified mat covered in steel spikes that our hapless victims must walk over – barefoot! It will surely furnish some amusing times at the old Lodge tonight!